People are waking up in America everyday and are wondering “what am I supposed to be offended by today”. I’m sure if you are looking for an item to be offended about, just check your newsfeed on the popular social media site. Some of the best sources of political correctness can be found on both conservative and liberal pages. The item of what to be offended about is the only thing in common between the two. However, they both will tell you liberal instructions on how and why to be offended. This week there is a push to be offended by the name of a fish. This name is so offensive that the Minnesota legislature has officially changed the name of this fish from “Asian Carp” to the new politically correct name of “Invasive Carp”
Conservatives, seeing an opportunity here, are putting together a case to eventually present to the Supreme Court of the United States. First, Minnesota is not the only state having to deal with Asian Invasive Carp. There will be a national movement to give amnesty to Asian Invasive Carp. We must have acceptance of them and show tolerance of their Asian past, as we cannot have tolerance or acceptance of our own past.
This will not be just relegated to wildlife. It is imperative we follow through with the liberal agenda of equality. In an effort to unite the country once again, somehow we must all be called Americans. This should not present a problem to either liberal or conservative. Only the future in America will a citizen be identified without a hyphen in front of American. The presentation of facts will be presented in a way that disagreement means “you are not American”. No longer will there be:
Black-American Native-American
Hispanic-American Latino-American
Asian-American White-American
Just: AMERICAN
Those that insist on having a hyphen to separate themselves from full Americans will be identified as:
INVASIVE AMERICANS
Surely, the Supreme Court would not rule against being American. Would they?
Nonovelist 